Nov
17th

Writing Tips: Wax Your Word Wisdom through Wit

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“Huh?”

Yeah. That title would confuse me too. At least maybe. See, I came up with this tweet on my Twitter1 account a few minutes ago:

Polishing off produce while pondering and postulating pixels for a purchaser.

And it reminded me of one of the tools I use to increase my vocabulary for writing. I pick a random letter of the alphabet and try to use alliteration to create some silly sentence.2 For example, if I would have wrote the tweet3 in normal English I would have said, “I’m eating fruit while thinking about the graphics I’m doing for a client.” Instead, I decided to use alliteration to make it sound funnier and/or more interesting. Alliteration is good for that. But it’s also good for “waxing your word wisdom.”4

Sometimes you just don’t have enough words in your head to cover the words needed for creating the alliteration. So you look to a thesaurus.5 While doing so, you are naturally increasing your vocabulary.

Try it for yourself. Pick a letter of the alphabet and use it to create alliteration in your comment to this post. You’ll see what I mean.

  1. Make sure to follow me: http://twitter.com/Saphrym [«]
  2. Hey. I used it again! ;) [«]
  3. Not everything must be typed of course. You could use some promotional pens to write it by hand. [«]
  4. Which means increasing your vocabulary. [«]
  5. I use thesaurus.com. [«]
Nov
15th

Multiple Apologies

3 Things I’m sorry for1:

1. I’m sorry I haven’t been around much. And no, I’m not stuck in Fallout 3. On the contrary, I haven’t played it since the post I wrote about it. I’ve been busy with the new job, college, and multiple website and graphic clients I’ve been working with. I just haven’t had enough time to work on the blog. Hopefully that will change soon. And hopefully I’ll get more sleep too.2

2. It seems that when I updated a setting in one of my plugins, it decided to mass mail everyone who has commented on my site. I’m very sorry about that and have removed the offending plugin. For those of you with Word press, the plugin is called Comment Relish. If it’s going to spam people, I’m not going to use it3.

3. I’m also sorry about causing an end to a friendship a couple of years ago. I never meant to hurt anyone.

No, I’m not in a 12 step program or anything. But I needed to apologize to my readers and the third one was for me. I’ll be back tomorrow with more posts that might actually be of interest to you guys.4 I’ve collected a few pictures I want to share and I have some good news.

  1. There may be others, but I’m too worn out to think of them right now. [«]
  2. If I wasn’t male, I’d say I have symptoms of fibromyalgia right about now. [«]
  3. I hate spam. So I’m very sorry about this one. I’ll do my best to make sure nothing like that happens again. [«]
  4. Might is the operative word of course. [«]