Best Shipment Confirmation Ever!
Greetings,
“Your item has been gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your product and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your product into the finest cardboard box that money can buy. We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party is set to march down the street to the post office (72501) where the entire town of Batesville will wave “Bon Voyage!!” to your package. I hope you had a wonderful time shopping with us on Gogglesandglasses. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as “Customer Of The Year”. We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to us soon.”
Thank you, for your business.
Gary
www.gogglesandglasses.com
Enough said, other than the prices were great too.
That was funny. Someone has a great sense of humor! :)
Yeah. And the sunglasses showed up in 2 days even though I paid for regular shipping. I’m quite happy. That e-mail was just the icing on the cake. ;)
LOL! It’s hilarious indeed! :D
That’s great, far better than the usual bland messages you get.
That is really cool. I wonder how many people actually read it. I heard that sometimes in fine print companies will give out a surprise if you actually read it and find out how to get it.