Best Shipment Confirmation Ever!

Humor 30 March 2010 | 4 Comments

Greetings,

“Your item has been gently taken from our shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow. A team of 50 employees inspected your product and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing. Our packing specialist from Japan [...]

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No. I Mean Really Bad Luck.

Anecdotes 26 January 2010 | 8 Comments

Quite a few things have happened in my life in just the last couple of days. Well, ok. Only one thing. But it’s composed of many little things. I got a new job. I am now a teacher at a high school about an hour away. Great, right? Yep. A dream of mine. I am overly ecstatic and I’m not being sarcastic. However, after I got the job, following are the things that have happened to me: [...]

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The World is Empty

Editorials 2 October 2009 | 7 Comments

This is in response to a question from Queue:

If everyone on the planet stopped existing but you, but the world, in it’s current state, was left exactly the same, what would you do?

Well, the logical part of my brain has to look at this multiple ways: [...]

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Education and Change

Editorials 24 August 2009 | 2 Comments

Is change always good and necessary? Why or why not?

The answer to this question depends on the context of the change. If we’re speaking of education, which I’m assuming we are, it also depends on the change itself. Not all changes are good. Not all changes are bad.

For example [...]

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Writing Tips: Don’t Be an Ant. Be a Snowflake.

Advice 11 August 2009 | 0 Comments

Ever watched ants? They’re very interesting little insects. If you put a sugar cube a distance from their nest, one of them will go and find it. Then it’ll go back and tell the others, and then they’ll all swarm all over that sugar and take it back to the colony. It’s a very concerted effort, and it’s amazing to watch. However, they are ants. This kind of thing is [...]

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The mind is a terrible thing to close.

Editorials 10 August 2009 | 3 Comments

I remember when the only thing I had to worry about was whether the other kids liked me or not and whether I had acne that day or not. Yes. They were odd years. Being a teenager is tough. But ignorance is also bliss. There are so many things I didn’t know then and sometimes wish I could unlearn. Of course, today is different for teenagers. With so many “anti-something” groups, there’s always some controversy about something.

Even today’s teenagers have to [...]

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The Level of Bias

Editorials 7 August 2009 | 1 Comment

I like to reflect on philosophies. Don’t ask me why. Must be one of those silly “growing older” things. Well, it happened again today. But I’m going to use this post to tell you all about it and at the same time answer a meme.

So, here’s seven things you need to know about me before I start:

  1. I’m Caucasian.
  2. I was raised Baptist.
  3. I’m male.
  4. I was born in the United States.
  5. I live in the United States.
  6. I’m a Southerner.
  7. I’m [...]

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The Perfect Teacher

Editorials 5 August 2009 | 1 Comment

Some of my favorite quotes can be used to describe the “perfect” teacher.

“The mind is a terrible thing to close.” – Saphrym

Yeah. I said that one. It’s a play on the old slogan of the mind is a terrible thing to waste. But it means that we should always keep an open mind. And that goes double or even triple for teachers.

“If you capture kids’ hearts, you have their heads. If you don’t capture their hearts, you have no business messing with their heads.” – Menville Flippen

Teaching is not [...]

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